The pr0ny Blog

noob
One who is new to the form of recreation being performed.
“u suck noob”

stfu
Kindly cease your communications.
“stfu noob”

pwn
To best someone in a battle of wits.
“dood i just totally pwnd some noobs”

zomg
That is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
Prima: “dood i just totally pwned some noobs”
Secunda: “zomg”

fgt
To overcompensate for my repressed sexual orientation I will call into question your own.
“suck my dick fgt”

gb2<noun> fgt
Go back to whence you came.
“gb2wow fgt”

nou
I recommended you follow your own advice in this matter.
Prima: “gb2wow fgt”
Secunda: “nou”

cybor
A mutual masturbation session conducted over the internet.
“wow ur hot. lets cybor”

irl
In ‘real’ life, that strange world where you’re not a level 90 Jedi.
Prima: “wow ur hot. lets cybor”
Secunda: “but im a dude irl”
Prima “dont care”

wtf
You have vexed me. I am terribly vexed.
“wtf r u on about”

ffs
I am most disappointed in you.
Prima: “afk for a fag”
Secunda: “ffs!!!11″

brb/afk
You’re boring me, so I’m going to pretend to be away from my computer.
Prima: “i just broke up with my boyfriend and i feel so hurt and alone. please, i just need someone to talk to.”
Secunda: “brb”

sos ur face
A generic comeback that is applicable in every situation.
Prima: “The current economic crisis was not only the fault of the people for taking on credit they could not afford to pay back, but of the financial institutions themselves for allowing them to do so in the first place.”
Secunda: “sos ur face”

tl;dr
I’m afraid your statement was somewhat too verbose for me to comprehend.
Prima: “lol”
Secunda: “tl;dr”

lol
Anything, ever.
“lol”

Right, this film is about Robert DeNiro and he’s got a beard. He’s going to Vietnam because it’s set ages ago but before he does one of his mates gets married or something.

They’re on a stag night and get drunk then there’s the wedding where they dance around for like half the film. Then they go hunting or something and shoot some stuff. Probably a deer because it’s in the title. Dunno what happens after that because I fell asleep.

Oh yeah, and Christopher Walken is in it too. The end.

Rating: 5 stars

Right, so this film is about some well ‘ard Greek dudes in like medieval times or some shit, who are like totally NOT GAY. They start off being perfectly content oiling each other up and wrestling in a totally NOT GAY way, and are led by their king Leon the Greek. I think he’s from Finchley.

Then some Turkish knob starts trying to muscle in on their territory, so Leon the Greek is all like “Fuck you this is Sparta!”. He puts on his tight leather underpants and gets his all his mates together to go and sort the bald twat out. But before he leaves he bums his wife to prove that he’s totally NOT GAY.

So the Greek dudes go and kill some Turkish dudes, and totally fuck the bald dude’s shit up so he gets well pissed off. He sends some orcs against them but the Spartans are so ‘ard they just batter the fuck out of them too. Then that evening to celebrate, they have a circle jerk together but in a totally NOT GAY way, obviously.

After a couple of days the Turkish bumder finds a rear path (lol) to the Greeks and goes to cunt them in the bollocks once and for all. But before he’s able to do so Leon the Greek sends his favourite bum chum home to tell his wife that he was thinking of her, because he’s like totally NOT GAY. The end.

Rating: 300 dildos

Disclaimer: This film is totally NOT GAY.