Right, this is probably my favourite comedy film of all time. It was made by the same bloke who did that film about a big stone that pissed off some monkey dudes in like dinosaur times or whatever.
It starts off with this bunch of noobs who want to be marines, so they all get matching hair cuts. They try giving shit to their drill sergeant but he’s like well ‘ard so he strangles them for doing his nut in. Then there’s an ’80s-style montage as they get fit and shit except for one of them because he’s a right fat fuck. The other dudes then twat the silly wanker while he’s sleeping to learn him a lesson, which is one of the funniest scenes of the film.
The fat one then goes for a shite and takes his rifle with him, but his dump is so loud the sergeant dude comes to twat him again but the stupid fat knob kills him. Then he kills himself so it’s not all bad.
The rest of them then go on holiday to Vietnam where they have sucky sucky for 5 dorra if they aren’t too beaucoup. Something happens and stuff gets shot. Oh yeah the big dude from Firefly is in this bit, being cool and manly as usual. Something with a tank happens. Then they kill some bird and sing the Mickey Mouse song. The end.
Rating: 5 stars
Disclaimer: I want to see fur and morning dew.
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