Right, there’s this dude who’s played by the guy who was a terminator but not Arnie or the Colonel dude from The Unit. He’s probably a marine or something so I’ll call him marine dude.
So this marine dude get’s recruited by his government for something. Apparently humans are going off to other worlds but these aliens that are a cross between elves and smurfs are pissing them off. These alien dudes are like hippies who are into nature and shit so there’s probably some not-so-subtle analogy about American indians there somewhere. Like they were ‘red’ but these guys are blue right? Right?
Anyway, so he gets plugged into a machine like in The Matrix but instead of going into another world it lets him go into another body… an avatar. Like World of Warcraft but better. The body is of one of the blue alien dudes so he can go to the other planet and spy on them.
So the marine dude, as a fake blue alien dude, joins a village of blue alien dudes and starts spying on them. But as he spends more time there he realises they are all peaceful and have a right to be there, and it’s the humans who are the ‘evil alien invaders’! Holy shit!
In the end he falls in love with a blue alien bird and fights on their side. I’m guessing he sacrifices himself to save them all at the end.
Rating: 5 stars
Disclaimer: I may not have actually seen this film.
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