Right, so this film is about some well ‘ard Greek dudes in like medieval times or some shit, who are like totally NOT GAY. They start off being perfectly content oiling each other up and wrestling in a totally NOT GAY way, and are led by their king Leon the Greek. I think he’s from Finchley.
Then some Turkish knob starts trying to muscle in on their territory, so Leon the Greek is all like “Fuck you this is Sparta!”. He puts on his tight leather underpants and gets his all his mates together to go and sort the bald twat out. But before he leaves he bums his wife to prove that he’s totally NOT GAY.
So the Greek dudes go and kill some Turkish dudes, and totally fuck the bald dude’s shit up so he gets well pissed off. He sends some orcs against them but the Spartans are so ‘ard they just batter the fuck out of them too. Then that evening to celebrate, they have a circle jerk together but in a totally NOT GAY way, obviously.
After a couple of days the Turkish bumder finds a rear path (lol) to the Greeks and goes to cunt them in the bollocks once and for all. But before he’s able to do so Leon the Greek sends his favourite bum chum home to tell his wife that he was thinking of her, because he’s like totally NOT GAY. The end.
Rating: 300 dildos
Disclaimer: This film is totally NOT GAY.
I think this one gets filed under ‘massively gay. lol